WHISKER KING
FAST FOOD
“NINE BILLION SERVED. THE MEAT IS A REGIONAL SECRET.”
NINE LIVES · ONE CITY · ZERO RULES
CATTHEFTAUTO VI
The cat meta just met the biggest meta in gaming.
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◉ POLICE SCANNER
WELCOME TO FELINIDA
A SERIES OF CATS
One city. Nine lives. A new episode every night. An open-world crime saga where every citizen is a cat — steal the car, run the score, own the night.
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EPISODE 01
THE CITY IS OURS
PEOPLE & PLACES
THE CREW
THE CITY
WELCOME TO FELINIDA
Seven districts, two causeways, one rule: everything shiny already belongs to somebody else. Hover a district to read the street intel. Click to pin it. The heat index is filed by whichever cat most recently outran the patrol car.
OPEN WORLD
CAT CITY
IN-WORLD CATALOG
GETAWAY VEHICLES
THEFT CITY AIRWAVES · 88.0–108.0 FM
TOUCH THAT DIAL
Six stations blanket Theft City, each staffed by cats with strong opinions and weak licenses. Nothing here is a recording — every crackle of static and every tone is synthesized live in your browser the instant you tune in. Sound starts muted. City ordinance.
92.7
VICE PAWS FM
SYNTHWAVE / NEW WAVE
ON AIRMUTED
NO AUDIO FILES LOADED · SIGNAL SYNTHESIZED IN-BROWSER VIA WEBAUDIO · 100% ROYALTY-FREE, BECAUSE CATS DO NOT SIGN CONTRACTS
FELINIDA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
EVERY BRAND IN THIS CITY
WANTS SOMETHING FROM YOU
Fourteen proud institutions keep Theft City running. Fully licensed, mostly legal, deeply sincere. Every tagline below was approved by nine lawyers. Every tagline is also true.
FURST FELINE BANK
BANKING
“YOUR MONEY IS PERFECTLY SAFE. IT’S JUST NOT YOURS ANYMORE.”
NINE LIVES ARMORY
SPORTING GOODS
“EVERYBODY GETS NINE. WE STOCK WHAT TAKES THE OTHER EIGHT.”
AIR FELINIDA
AIRLINE
“WE ALWAYS LAND ON OUR FEET. YOUR LUGGAGE SIGNED A SEPARATE AGREEMENT.”
HISS!
ENERGY DRINK
“NOW LEGAL IN SIX OF THE SEVEN DISTRICTS.”
SNIFFR
DATING
“FIND THE ONE. OR THE NEXT ONE. WE GET PAID EITHER WAY.”
NAPWELL
PHARMACEUTICALS
“ASK YOUR VET IF CONSCIOUSNESS IS RIGHT FOR YOU.”
WNN
24-HOUR NEWS
“FIRST WITH THE TRUTH WE’RE ALLOWED TO SHOW YOU.”
PURRSCHE
AUTOMOTIVE
“SIX AIRBAGS. NINE LIVES. THE MATH HAS NEVER FAILED US.”
SWOLE CAT
FITNESS
“NO JUDGMENT. WE DO KEEP RECORDS, THOUGH.”
LITTERBOX CAPITAL
WEALTH MANAGEMENT
“YOUR PORTFOLIO, BURIED BY PROFESSIONALS.”
GUARD DOG
HOME SECURITY
“STAFFED ENTIRELY BY CATS. THE NAME TESTED WELL.”
TABBY CAB CO.
TRANSIT
“WE KNOW A SHORTCUT. WE KNOW EVERYTHING, ACTUALLY.”
FAT CAT MUTUAL
INSURANCE
“FULL COVERAGE, GUARANTEED. SEE CLAUSE NINE, SUBSECTION NEVER.”
DISCLOSURE: NO BRAND ON THIS WALL EXISTS. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL CORPORATIONS, LIVING OR PUBLICLY TRADED, IS THEIR PROBLEM. $CTA6 IS A MEME COIN, NOT A FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY.
THE SERIES
SEASON ONE
Four seasons. Ten scores a season. Only the first door is open.
FELINIDA P.D. · MOST WANTED
GET YOURSELF WANTED
Every legend in this city started as a poster on a precinct wall. Pick your cat, sign a name, and the press prints your charge — with the live market cap stamped into the bottom bar. That number is the timestamp of the exact moment you got here. It will never say this again. Your screenshot of it will.
THE CHARGE
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SAVES A 1200×630 PNG — THE EXACT SHAPE X RENDERS A CARD. "POST ON X" SAVES THE POSTER FIRST, THEN OPENS THE POST: ATTACH, SEND, DONE.
OPERATION: GRADUATION
THE VAULT JOB
Every buy drills a little deeper. The bonding curve is the vault door: fill it to 100% and $CTA6 graduates off pump.fun and walks out the front entrance onto Raydium — in daylight, with the alarms still ringing. The progress below is read straight off the chain. No inside man, no invented numbers.
CURVE FILLED
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DIALING THE INSIDE MAN…
- MARKET CAP
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- CREW ON THE JOB
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- LAST READ
- —
- CASE THE JOINT 25% · LEARN THE GUARD ROTATION
- CUT THE POWER 50% · HALF THE CITY GOES DARK
- CRACK THE VAULT 75% · LISTEN FOR THE LAST CLICK
- GETAWAY 100% · GRADUATION · RAYDIUM
SIGNAL LOST
THE INSIDE MAN WENT QUIET — NO CURVE READ FROM THE CHAIN YET. THIS BOARD SHOWS A REAL NUMBER OR NO NUMBER, NEVER A FAKE BAR. THE WIRE RECONNECTS ITSELF. LEAVE THE ENGINE RUNNING.
CURVE SOURCE: PUMP.FUN BONDING STATE VIA JUP.AG · POLLED EVERY 15S · REAL NUMBERS OR NONE
THE TICKER
$CTA6
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MARKET CAP—
LIQUIDITY—
VOLUME 24H—
HOLDERS—
bonding curve
MINIGAME // FELINIDA STREETS
CAT THEFT AUTO: THE ARCADE
Top-down, one screen, ninety seconds. Jack any ride, sweep the $CTA6 stashes off the strip, and outrun the heat. No install. Runs right here.
Loads on demand · keyboard + touch
THE MANIFESTO
FELINIDA WASN'T BUILT.
IT WAS STOLEN.
NINE LIVES. ONE CHAIN.
ZERO PERMISSION.
THEY SPENT A DECADE BUILDING THE BIGGEST GAME ON EARTH.
WE SPENT ONE NIGHT STEALING THE KEYS.
THE CAT META JUST MET THE BIGGEST META IN GAMING.
STRAIGHT ANSWERS
THE QUESTIONS
YOU SHOULD BE ASKING.
Every coin site dodges these. We'd rather answer them straight — an honest FAQ is rarer than a green candle.
A meme coin on Solana, launched on pump.fun and wrapped in a parody love letter to the most anticipated game launch in history: a city called Felinida, a crew of five cats, a sunset that never ends. There is no secret product hiding behind the jokes — the joke, executed properly, is the product.
Honest answer: it's a meme coin, and meme coins are speculation, not investment. Nobody here will promise you returns — anyone who does is lying to you. The pump.fun bonding curve mints nothing to insiders: every token, dev wallet included, is bought on the same public curve. That removes some classic rug mechanics; it does not remove risk. Only put in what you are genuinely fine losing to the void.
Get a Solana wallet (Phantom or Solflare), load it with SOL from any exchange, then open the pump.fun page and paste the contract address — check every character, impostor tickers exist. Before graduation you buy directly on the bonding curve; after graduation trading moves to a DEX and any Solana aggregator will route it. The only address that counts is the one printed on this page:
No — and we won't pretend one is coming. The city, the crew, the districts, the rides: that's worldbuilding, not a software roadmap. Plenty of coins die by promising a game they never intended to ship. If that ever changes here, you'll hear it as an announcement with receipts, not as a promise buried in an FAQ.
A small anonymous crew of cat-posting degens — the same as most meme coins, and we won't dress that up. Judge the coin by what's verifiable on-chain, not by whose face is on a website. And to be maximally clear: $CTA6 is a parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Rockstar Games, Take-Two Interactive, or Grand Theft Auto in any way.
Because the two strongest forces on the internet finally collided. Cat coins are the oldest, most durable meta in crypto — they outlive every cycle. GTA VI is the biggest entertainment launch of all time. One parody ticker sits at the exact intersection of both. That's the entire thesis, it fits in a sentence, and we think it's a good one.
$CTA6 IS A PARODY MEME COIN · NOT AFFILIATED WITH ROCKSTAR GAMES OR TAKE-TWO INTERACTIVE · NOTHING ON THIS PAGE IS FINANCIAL ADVICE · NINE LIVES ARE NOT A RISK MODEL